Friday, August 31, 2007
The Hypocrisy Continues
Tuesday, August 28, 2007
Traditional Family Values - Part Two
Tuesday, August 14, 2007
Hot Off The Press!
Karl Rove has quit his position as the white-est man at the White House to pursue a career in mainstream hip-hop.
Hillary Clinton admits to her work in the 1970s as the voice of Wonder Woman.
Scott-O-Rama returns to save the Constitution.
Sunday, August 12, 2007
You Know How I Feel About Texas....
“We did decline to host the service — not based on hatred, not based on discrimination, but based on principle,” Simons told The Associated Press. “Had we known it on the day they first spoke about it — yes, we would have declined then. It’s not that we didn’t love the family.”
And, just so there's no confusion....divorcees, adulterers, child abusers, liars, thieves, Bush-administration officials, cat burglars, malicious gossipers, shell-fish consumers, Aqua-Net users, warmongers, gun-toters, bullies, gamblers, cheats and coveters are welcome every $unday at High Point.
Saturday, August 04, 2007
UFOs Are Real!
Paul Moller, an engineer, inventor and apparent devotee of Nu-Renaissance Fair, Dr. Who-esque Moog analogue synthesizer music has finally been able to bring us the M200G Flying Saucer Hovercraft. It hovers about 10 feet off the ground, and can travel up to 50 miles per hour. The price tag: around $100,000.
My birthday is coming!