Today's headlines...
Karl Rove has quit his position as the white-est man at the White House to pursue a career in mainstream hip-hop.
Karl Rove has quit his position as the white-est man at the White House to pursue a career in mainstream hip-hop.
Hillary Clinton admits to her work in the 1970s as the voice of Wonder Woman.
Scott-O-Rama returns to save the Constitution.
And Stimpy turns 38!
